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I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name? My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one. Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad. You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?